Microscopic Organisms Can Get Caught and Live in Swimwear

Attention: NIFTY would like to make sure you are aware that a famous microbiologist, Ekoj Loof Lirpa, has confirmed  that some microscopic organisms can get caught and live in swimwear and cannot be removed by regular washing because of the structure of  the fabric, combined with prolonged contact with water. These micro-organisms affect the immune system and cause allergic reactions, etc. The bugs are almost impossible to remove by regular washing because they can withstand high temperatures. Dr. Ekoj has determined that the best preventive measure is to swim naked whenever possible. Fortunately, this is perfectly acceptable at any NIFTY swim.
Sincerely, your NIFTY April Fool’s team! P.S. You really can swim nude at a NIFTY swim. No fooling!

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    • Jose A. on April 1, 2016 at 6:41 pm
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    Goodness gracious. AS a very interested person in nudism, how terrible. We need to really promote nudism then!

    • David Hopkins on April 6, 2016 at 9:01 pm
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    Excellent April fool. I read this on the evening of April 1, and actually fell for it until I read at the end that it was an April Fools joke.

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