Microscopic Organisms Can Get Caught and Live in Swimwear
Attention: NIFTY would like to make sure you are aware that a famous microbiologist, Ekoj Loof Lirpa, has confirmed that some microscopic organisms can get caught and live in swimwear and cannot be removed by regular washing because of the structure of the fabric, combined with prolonged contact with water. These micro-organisms affect the immune system and cause allergic reactions, etc. The bugs are almost impossible to remove by regular washing because they can withstand high temperatures. Dr. Ekoj has determined that the best preventive measure is to swim naked whenever possible. Fortunately, this is perfectly acceptable at any NIFTY swim.
Sincerely, your NIFTY April Fool’s team! P.S. You really can swim nude at a NIFTY swim. No fooling!
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